I have joined AdultFriendFinder.com three times in as many years before actually having any success with it. If you have tried it before with no success read on because you might learn something. If you haven't tried AFF before read on so that you might be successful as I was at finding someone online to fuck and not waste your time and money thru trial and error. Here I will first share my experience, then I will give you advice that puts you ahead of the pack.

My AdultFriendFinder Experience
So in January of 2005 I decided to join AFF again. My profile that was still publicly listed for free from the last time I joined the site had gotten the attention of a college student in my area that sent me a 'wink' which is an AFF feature. So, I check her out, she looks good, and I don't hesitate to pull out the CC again and rejoin so I can get to emailing her. She never responded. But, because I have a month to play around before my membership expires I start hitting up other women in my area who have profiles on there.

That is when I happened across the profile of a 20 year old girl (I'm 28) who lived two towns away from me. I sent her an email along with my cell phone number in it. Within 3 days Christina had called me. She is a thick and short white cutie with big fat tits. We only spoke for a few minutes exchanging the typical b.s. that you would in any bar, where we are from, where we go to school, where we work, yada yada. So she comes right out and says that we have to hook up soon, I say no prob and we schedule a meeting place for the next day. Of course, I'm not naive or stupid playas, I know this can fall thru, I know she could be setting me up for a robbery, I know she could be misrepresenting herself in the pic, so of course I took this all with a very large grain of salt and did not let my hopes get too high.

On the very same day just after 12 a.m. (next day really) my cell phone rings. It's her, and she is in a motel a half hour away from me. She asks me outright if I want to fuck right now and all I could do was look at the clock and think about what time I need to be up in the morning which was pretty early. I respectfully decline and request that we stick to our original plan of hooking up later like we discussed earlier that day. Then she says "Come on, I'll really make it worth your while." At this point I'm like fuck it, I tell her I'm on my way and ask which motel and room number.

I get to the room and she answers the door wrapped in a bed sheet. She is there alone and I can tell she just got out of the shower not too long ago. She looked a lot better than in her pic and of course I tell her that ;) Who or what was going on there before I arrived did not concern me. Here was this naked, horny 20 year old chick ready to fuck and this wolf was ready too. I sat on the bed and we exchanged probably less than thirty words before she tells me to start getting undressed. So I take everything off and then ask her to stand up and drop the sheet so I can see what I'm working with. She does what I tell her and there is her nice little thick body with a completely shaven pussy and big fat tits staring back at me, good complextion, nice and soft skin, hardly any stretch marks, big round light pink nipples, I was ready to go to work.

So I get on the bed with my legs open while sitting on my heels and she crawls over and just starts sucking me off. She is in the doggy style position with her legs spread wide so she can get down low enough to do the job. Because she was such a short girl I was able to easily reach around behind her and start playing with her pussy and rubbing her asshole. Her head giving skills were pretty damn good, she even stops to spit on it like a little pig and jerk me off. At this point I take both hands and reach under her breast to play with them a bit, these things were fuckin big and heavy man, but they felt great. So she is still sucking for another 10 minutes or so and thats when I tell her to lay on her back. Again she does as she is told and I move up to her mouth again with my cock so she can suck some more and she does. I wanted her flipped over so I could get a frontal view and see her clam as I played with it. As my fingers hit her pussy her legs immediately came up and open spread eagle nice and wide to ease my access, someone trained her properly.

So she gets tired of sucking and wet enough to start the penetration and says to me "Can we fuck now?" Well shit yeah. I put on my rubber and begin to slam the little piggy missionary style, making sure I tug on her fat titties and bite down on her nipples while I plow her too. Her eyes are closed, she's moaning nice and loud and I'm just slamming away. As I feel my pop shot about to come on I stop to come back from the edge and prolong this ride just a little longer. I order her on her knees and shoulders with that ass as high in the air as she can get it. After this I slip right in her from behind and start plowing away again squeezing the hell out of her ass, smacking it here and there, and of course reaching around front to grab those big fat milk sacks again and rub her thick throbbing clitty.

After five more minutes of this I get off my knees and on my feet while still crouched behind her but slightly higher than she is, creating an angle that gave us both a really great sensation. At this point I'm pounding away at her like a screen door during a hurricane and she is making enough noise to wake the people in the other room. I'm really going to town here, balls deep, no mercy, just looking down on that fine 20 year old baby ass while grabbing those tits and that is when I lost it and let my man chowder fill the tip of the condom.

I dismount, throw away the condom, and ask if she minds if I use the shower. I take all my things in the bathroom with me (again, I'm smart, I still don't trust this bitch) and shower up, wash myself off real good. I finish in the bathroom, go back out into the main room and she is still in bed where I left her, back under the sheet watching t.v. and smoking a cig. I thank her for the hook up, we say good-bye and I am out the door, all in under 45 minutes. I go back home, brush my teeth, set the alarm, crawl into bed and fall asleep wondering if this really just happened, and that was that. Never saw her again and did not care to, to me never seeing or hearing from her again makes the experience all the more perfect. And that was that, the end, isn't that a great story?

AFF Dating Pointers

1. Choosing a screen name. Keep it clean. She knows you are horny and looking for sex online, your user name does not need to reveal this. 'IcanTeachUass2mouth' will not reel in any babes so try to have some class.
2. Posting your pic. You can post an introductory pic on your profile. Some guys put just their cocks out, that works, but you might fare better to include your face and torso, or just your face, or just your torso, assumng you are in shape. If you go with a face pic make sure it is recent and that you are smiling.
3. Your profile. The best advice I can give here is read the profiles of 20 to 30 other guys your age who are looking for the same thing you are. You will see the similarities and begin to realize that all these johns look and sound the same. Make your stuff stand out and not generic like the others, but be honest. Be a little funny, try to be charming, and for fucks sake make sure that every word is spelled right. Use a tool for this if you have to but if your spelling makes you look stupid then guess what stupid? No sex for you.
4. Emailing women. Once you are inside, paid up, got your profile approved with some pics of yourself on it (you are dead in the water if you don't put any pics out there) it is time to start shopping. As you come across profiles and pics of interest you will have the opportunity to email those members. When you do, try to be creative, having the same standard text that you copy and paste into each message to save time and fire off to women will just get deleted after it is read, if it is read at all. Women are not stupid and can tell the difference between someone who saw their hot pic and fired off a generic message versus someone who read her profile and commented on it. Use the copy paste thing still, but customize it to suit each member you email to. The more you go into length about yourself the better, remember you have some competition out there, so make yourself stand out and share a lot, really divulge, make her feel like she already knows you by the time she finishes reading it, remember you are trying to gain her trust and convince her you are not a serial rapist that will leave her in a dumpster somewhere. Be funny but not juvenile. Be sure to include a face pic with the email, AFF will give you the option to attach one. She wants to see your lid and will not respond if you don't send your face pic with the email, that is a solid AFF fact. Also include your email address and instant message name in the email, but use a free email like hotmail or something just in case she turns out psycho or a spammer, then when you are done with AFF you are done with that email addy too and don't need to worry about unwanted solicitations to your inbox that matters.
5. Don't be sexual first. She knows why you are there and what you want, as soon as you say hi what they hear is "I want to fuck you" There is no need to get dirty in your correspondance. Let them be the first to bring it up, till then you are just a normal guy looking to meet new people and make new friends. Try not to curse either, I don't care if her profile shows her in bed with three black guys and a face full of cum and all the raunchiest text you can imagine in her profile, if you start to show no class or get sexual at all before she does you are out, finito, done for, so don't do it no matter how tempted you are. You will know when it is right to start the sex talk but NEVER DO IT FIRST.